you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
