he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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