i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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