just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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