i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
how drunk are you?
Several
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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