Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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