Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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