I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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