He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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