Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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