Ikea night.
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I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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