Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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