At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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