scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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