do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize