susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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