Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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