Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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