I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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