sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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