Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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