i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
