I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
smell my finger.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Randomize