I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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