see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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