I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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