I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
