Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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