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They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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