He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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