I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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