so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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