I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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