bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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