OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You are the jesus of drinking
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