My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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