i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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