so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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