I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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