PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
its liver damage thursday
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize
