i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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