She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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