Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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