i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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