i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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