So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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