I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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