my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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