Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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