yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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