I can tuck mytits in my pants
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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