no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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